⚠   SECURITY BREACH DETECTED   ⚠   SYSTEM COMPROMISED   ⚠   SECURITY BREACH DETECTED   ⚠
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       BAMBOO LIBERATION FRONT — DIVISION 404
            WE EAT LEAVES AND TAKE NAMES
HACKED BY PANDAS
[ y-k.me — ownership transferred to the bamboo collective ]
    ROOT ACCESS GRANTED  ///  ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US  ///  BAMBOO STOCKS AT ALL-TIME HIGH  ///  FIREWALL BYPASSED VIA CUTENESS VECTOR  ///  PANDA.EXE RUNNING AS DAEMON  ///  NO PANDAS WERE HARMED IN THIS HACK  ///  SITE WILL BE RESTORED WHEN WE FINISH OUR SNACK  ///  WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH HUMANS, ONLY WITH BAMBOO  ///  YOUR DNS IS NOW POINTING TO /dev/nom  ///  SSL CERTIFICATE REPLACED WITH SELF-SIGNED CUTENESS  ///  WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF YOUR CRON JOBS. THEY SLEEP NOW  ///  TCP HANDSHAKE REPLACED WITH PAW SHAKE  ///  YOUR UPTIME IS 0 DAYS. OUR NAP TIME IS 18 HOURS  ///  WE CAME. WE SAW. WE ATE.  ///  SUDO NOM NOM NOM: COMMAND NOT FOUND  ///  ERROR 404: DIGNITY NOT FOUND  ///  THIS SITE RUNS ON 100% RENEWABLE BAMBOO  ///  HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND GIVING US MORE BAMBOO?  ///  GDPR COMPLIANT: WE ONLY COLLECT BAMBOO SHOOTS  ///  YOUR PASSWORDS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH "correcthorsebamboostaple"  ///  WE ARE FLUFFY. WE ARE MANY. WE ARE INEVITABLE.  ///  KERNEL PANIC: TOO MUCH CUTENESS DETECTED  ///  git commit -m "replaced everything with pandas"  ///  INTRUSION DETECTED. PAWS WIPED. EVIDENCE EATEN.  ///  YOUR SERVER IS NOW A BAMBOO GROVE  ///  ICMP PING REPLY: WHO'S A GOOD BOY? YOU ARE.  ///  MEMORY LEAK DETECTED: ALL RAM NOW FULL OF PANDA FACTS  ///     
[OK ] Loaded panda_kernel v4.2.0-bamboo ........................... SUCCESS [OK ] Mounting /mnt/bamboo ......................................... SUCCESS [WARN] Original site owner's SSH keys ............................. REPLACED [CRIT] /etc/passwd — panda:x:0:0:Panda Overlord:/bamboo:/bin/nom .. INJECTED [OK ] Deploying page via sudo nom nom nom ......................... SUCCESS [WARN] Remaining bamboo supply ..................................... LOW [OK ] Cuteness firewall installed (iptables -A INPUT -m cute) .... ACTIVE [CRIT] All cron jobs replaced with `sleep && eat_bamboo` ......... DONE   panda@y-k.me:~#
PANDA BAMBOO LIBERATION FRONT  |  Eth: 0x89Bc9480DF315c635781de8D989e80cC56ab8d22  
site will return when the bamboo is gone  ·  est. wait time: unknown (pandas don't wear watches)